Nice guys don’t get pussy
Most of this is just standard fuck film, but the first couple of minutes are funny, and pathetic masturbators can really relate to it. How many times have girls told you they like you too much as a...
View ArticleA masturbator wrote: Pathetic Masturbators versus Real Men
In the Onania Masturbator Forum, a Masturbator Wrote: There are two types of males out there in the world; pathetic masturbators like us and real men. The thing that sets us apart from real men is our...
View ArticleEarl Flen: Hairy Pussies
by Earl Flen I’m not sure what it is about hairy pussies that make them so goddamn arousing to me. Don’t get me wrong, I also love the current trend in bare shaved pussies with the idea that it’s all …...
View ArticleEarl Flen: Hand Pussy
Hand Pussy by Earl Flen I like all sex terms and words, but I love these two words very much. They invoke so much about the positive nature of masturbating. Hand pussy is the pussy I have fucked most....
View ArticleEarl Flen: FANTASY MEMORIES OF MOM
by Earl Flen Don’t we all love Richard’s “Images for Masturbators”??? Sometimes a MasturbationMuse picture needs more than a quick caption. This one aroused me so much that I had to add a script after...
View ArticleGrinderman – No Pussy Blues Lyrics
No pussy blues I got the no pussy blues I got the no pussy blues I got the no pussy blues Damn, damn My face is finished, my body’s goneAnd I can’t help but think, standin’ up hereIn all … Continue...
View ArticleCalm? … Masturbate!
By EARL FLEN I couldn’t believe how calm I was this morning, after a week of no masturbating at all. Wifey and I had been on planes and in airports, in guest rooms at relatives houses until we returned...
View ArticlePlastic Pussy Fucking [podcasturbation]
Recorded date A Pants-Down Podcasturbation Chronic masturbators are often pussy-challenged and feel more confident fucking the plastic ones. I discuss pussy fucking anxieties while giving my...
View ArticleTake THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE
Face it, Mastubator: you aren’t getting any pussy. So get past grieving for your lost manhood, and accept your life as a pussy-less Pathetic Male Masturbator. Join your fellow chronics and take the No...
View ArticleCum in Kleenex — Benefits of being a Pussy Free Masturbator
Have you taken the No Pussy Pledge? Continue reading → The post Cum in Kleenex — Benefits of being a Pussy Free Masturbator appeared first on Onania . Org/asm.
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